Morgan had checked in. How to find out without making a fool of myself was the next issue. Maybe the solution was to ask a fool?
Tampaâs not Savannah, but itâs a southern town and we have our share of eccentric characters, many of whom were present and accounted for.
The medical community was prominently represented tonight. AIDS was their issue, after all. Several Tampa physicians and their spouses were in attendance. I saw Dr. Marilee Aymes, for many years the areaâs leading cardiologist and still the only woman cardiologist in town, standing alone near the entrance. A few moments later, her most recent escort approached her with a champagne glass in each hand. Marilee qualifies as eccentric, but sheâs certainly no fool.
Speculation around town is that Dr. Aymes is a lesbian and she brings virile young male escorts to all the social events to convince people otherwise. The evidence typically cited in support of this theory includes her extremely short haircut and brassy manner.
Tampa women are not abrasive, at least the socially successful ones arenât.
Dr. Aymesâs graduation from medical school in 1960, when she was the only woman in her class, must have meant she was a little odd. That she wears a tuxedo to black tie affairs fuels the rumors.
Besides that, everyone will tell you, she smokes cigars, as if that clinches it. Tampa has never been on the crest of the fashion wave. Smoking cigars here is still something the men retire to after dinner with their port, while the ladies socialize. Oh, the tourists smoke cigars, and you can find trendy cigar bars in Ybor City open until the wee hours. But ladies? My dear, it just isnât done.
I saw Grover and Fred Johnson, Groverâs partner, himself another prominent plaintiffâs attorney here in town, deep in conversation with Dr. Carolyn Young. I certainly didnât want to get involved there, so I joined Dr. Aymes.
She ignored her escort; he looked like heâd stepped into the room from a Chippendales calendar.
âI wonder how much of her body is real?â Marilee said, pointing her unlit cigar toward Dr. Young. âIâve heard sheâs actually sixty-five years old.â
Dr. Young looked thirty-five, if that.
âYou laugh. From here, I can tell those breast implants are at least five years old, the nose has been done more than once, and thereâve been some collagen injections around the mouth recently. Botox too, probably. Just think what Iâd discover if I had my glasses on and was close enough to actually see her.â She puffed on her stogie like George Burns while she talked.
âMarilee, you canât possibly tell all that from thirty feet away, can you?â I asked her, wiping mirthful tears from my eyes.
âThose breasts look like cereal bowls sitting on a flat board. Thatâs what happens when implants get hard. As for the nose, you can see how small it is compared to the rest of her face. Thereâs no way she was born with that nose. In fact, if you give me a minute, I can probably name the surgeon. It looks like a signature nose to me.â
Covered my mouth, trying not to make a spectacle of myself by guffawing. But I couldnât help it. I could barely get the words out, but had to ask. âThe collagen injections?â
âShe probably had them done last week. Look how plump the lines are between her nose and her mouth. And when sheâs laughing, thereâs not a sign of crowsâ feet. Probably injected there, too.â
She was precious. Tears streamed down my cheeks now, my carefully applied makeup a thing of the past. âCouldnât she be young? A natural beauty?â
Dr. Aymes snorted. âShe could be. But sheâs not. How old do you think she is?â
My voice squeaked. âThirty-five?â
âTry fifty-seven. Look it up. Date of med school graduation is a matter of public record.â
Dr. Aymes took another glass of
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