corners of the stage, then went over to Caron, who was now gaping at Eunice.
âWhat happened to the weight?â I asked her in a low voice.
âHow should I know? Who is that woman, Mother? She is totally bizarre, and making no sense whatsoever. Did she say she was Cyndiâs trainerâas in German shepherds?â
Inez made a small noise. âI think itâs more like an agent.â
âJust because your sister is in the pageant doesnât make you an expert,â Caron said without mercy. âShe used the word trainer, as in dog tricks. Besides, I think sheâs crude.â
I left them and joined Luanne, who was looking increasingly pale and wobbly as the woman lectured in her face. âYouâd better go back to the office and sit down,â I said, ignoring Eunice. âIf you donât, youâll end up with your head between your knees.â
She nodded, then hobbled away, leaving me to smile vaguely as Eunice muttered, âWe canât have that sort of thing. Bad for the complexion. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.â
âYouâre Cyndiâs trainer?â I asked, not sure what was bad for the complexion and not wanting to find out at length. âWhat does that entail?â
âI manage her career, and see that she makes as many of the local and regional pageants as possible. Weâve got our eye on the Big One, but she needs more work before we take a run at it. I may let her try the first round this year.â
âI donât know what youâre talking about,â I said politely.
âAre you the pageant director?â Eunice huffed.
âLuanne Bradshaw is the official director. Iâm helping
out because of her ankleâand I have no experience with beauty pageants. Iâve never been to one, and Iâm afraid I donât understand the jargon.â
âYouâre an amateur? How on earth do you plan to run a good pageant with no experience in the necessary details? Why, even the little local ones require diligence, hard work, and attention to an incredible number of issues. Last year this utterly incompetent woman tried to stage the Miss Chicken Drumstick with no ideaâno idea at allâabout the problems she would encounter. It was a nightmare from the judgesâ luncheon to the final scoring. She even had someone use low-wattage lightbulbs in the dressing rooms, if you can imagine. It wasnât even worth our time.â
âWell, this one will be a shambles,â I said with a bright smile. âLuanne was in a couple of pageants years ago, but neither one of us knows what sheâs doing. Itâs somewhat of a lark for us.â
Eunice snorted at my charming candor. âWe shall see. Iâm going down to the dressing room to check on my gal, then Iâll come back here so you and I can discuss whatâs been done and what needs to be done. You go fetch a notebook and a pencil; Iâm sure Iâll have a long list for you and that other woman. Exactly which pageants was she in?â Her voice fell to a chilling whisper. âShe surely never made five, did she? Her cheekbones are unruly.â
âFive what?â I hissed back.
âThe top five finalists.â Eunice turned and stomped across the stage, no doubt appalled by such ignorance. Once she had vanished down the stairs, I told Caron and Inez to go home. I then stopped at the office and repeated Euniceâs threat to help those of us who were deficient in the language and clearly unlikely to make the top five.
Luanne grabbed her coat and locked the office door. As we reached the small lobby surrounding the box office, we heard Euniceâs booming voice.
âWhatâs this about a nail?â she demanded loud enough to be heard anywhere in Farberville, or perhaps the immediate county.
I went home.
THREE
W hen I picked up Luanne the next morning, she was gray about the gills. It took her a long while to find her