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    Cougar Confessions: Alicia
     
    Alicia
wasn't sure why she let her friends drag her to places like this. The drinks
cost too much, the music was too loud, it was hard to see and everyone was half
her age. She sat at a table in the corner and sighed.
    Another Friday night on
the town, she thought. Another
lonely Saturday morning with a hangover.
    She nursed her Cape Cod and
waited for her friends to come back to the table. At 42 she was the oldest of
the group by a long shot. She had met her young and wild friends at work and
quickly replaced her boring old married friends with them. She thought they
would be just the shot in the arm to get her back out on the dating scene. It
had been five years since her divorce and she'd only had sex twice since then.
    A young man walked by and
stopped, looking her up and down. He smiled and began to walk over to her
table. She liked attention, but hated it when they were sleazy about it.
    "Hello beautiful,"
he said with a goofy smile on his face. "Where have you been all my
life?"
    She couldn’t help but laugh
at his feeble pickup attempt. "Son, my life was half over before yours
began."
    "Wow," he said
putting his hands up. "Hostile. Have fun old lady."
    He turned and walked away,
leaving her alone again. She should've been offended by what he said, but she
didn't feel anything. She was old, compared to these kids. She was taking her
first legal drink while they were sucking on their mama's tit. Besides, that
kid was short and skinny with a smile like a jackal, definitely not her type. Also,
she felt like she was twice his size. She wanted a man that was going to break
her, not one she would break.
    A wasted night, she thought. And I thought I looked sexy tonight
too.
    She had picked out a short
black skirt that made her thick legs look just a little longer. She wasn't the
skinniest girl, but she wasn't fat either. Her friends had described her as
"thick" like it was a good thing. She didn't have a tiny waist, but
her large breasts drew all of the attention. Usually the only men interested in
her were black guys, but she didn't know if she was ready to take that plunge.
    "Come dance!" she
heard from her left. Her tiny, cute friend Lyssa had wandered up to the table,
drunker than she should be this early in the night. "You're just sitting
over here by yourself, it's making me sad."
    "It's ok," she said
taking another drink of her Cape Cod. "I'm just having a drink, loosening
up."
    "Shots!" Lyssa
yelled slamming her hand on the table. "Shots is what we need to really
pick this up!"
    "No, I don't think I
can," she started to protest but Lyssa had already turned and begun
yelling for a server. A boy with a tray quickly made his way over to them.
    "Yes m'am?" he
asked.
    "Four shots of Patron my
good man!" Lyssa said. When he spun around she slapped him on the ass.
Alicia caught the smile that crept across his face as he hurried away.
    "I wish I was as bold as
you," she said.
    "Girl, you just have to
do," Lyssa said. "You know there's no try, just do."
    "What's that from?"
    "Star Trek or Star Wars
or some bullshit. I don't know, my ex-boyfriend was a total geek. I can't
believe I stayed with him as long as I did."
    "Are you talking about
Aaron? I thought he was nice."
    "Too nice, and too
boring! He's probably at home whacking off to anime or something."
    "Well that's not
good," Alicia said. Although, if she was home she'd probably be reading a
trashy romance novel before a goodnight session with her battery operated
boyfriend. Poor B.O.B was overworked these last five years.
    The serving boy returned with
the shots, a cheesy smile on his face. "Here you go ladies."
    He picked one of the shots
up, obviously misinterpreting the ass slap he'd received earlier.
    "What the hell?"
Lyssa said. "That's not for you, give it here."
    She yanked it out of his hand
and had it down her throat in one swoop. "Damn that's good."
    After she paid he left, dejected
while Lyssa laughed. She loved to pick on