takes a look, she can tell you. She should be home right now.â
I take a deep breath. What have I got to lose? I shrug and say, âFine. Iâll give you one last chance. Letâs go.â
Stellaâs house looks like every other house on the street from the outside. Itâspretty average on the inside too, until we hit the kitchen. Walking in there is like stumbling upon a vegetable war. Not only is the floor lettuce green, the walls are radish red and the cupboards are carrot orange. Plus, there are actual plants everywhere. Bundles of plant matter hang from ceiling. Bowls overflow. Garlands of garlic are draped over the windows. And then I see herâBaba. Standing at the stove is a tiny old woman wearing a polka-dot apron, a flowered dress and an enormous hat. A bunch of plants are sticking out of the hat. Itâs like sheâs camouflaged in there.
âAh, Stella!â she says. âYouâve brought a friend. How nice!â
âHi, Baba,â Stella says. âThis is Lizzie. From next door.â She tosses a quick look in my direction and adds, âThe one I told you about, remember?â
The babaâs eyes narrow. She lifts a long bony finger and points it at me. âThis is her?â
I laugh. I canât help it. âYes. Ha ha. Itâs me.â
âAnd youâre wearing my hat,â the baba says. âWhy?â
âOh! Ha-ha. Just because.â I have to get out of here.
I start backing up, and a totally creepy voice says, âI see through your clothes.â
I open my mouth to shriek, but something more like a squawk comes out. And the voice squawks back.
âOh, honestly, Angela,â the baba says, âhow many times have I told you not to say that to guests?â
Stella reaches up into a tall plant and when she pulls back, a glossy green parrot is perched on her arm. âThis is Angela,â she says. âSay hello, Angela.â
The parrot remains silent.
Stella rolls her eyes. âSheâs just being difficult.â
âTrue,â says the baba. âBut I have a feeling thereâs more difficulty here than her.â She eyes me and asks, âThe hat? Are you hiding something?â
Sheâs sharp, Iâll give her that. I look at Stella and she nods. I remove the hat.
The baba slaps a hand to her breast and whispers, âHoly Mother Earth! What have you done, child?â
In a small voice, Stella says, âItâs my fault. I told her how to cast a spell. But I didnât explain the laws properly. Can you fix it?â
The baba clucks her tongue and says something like, âAy yi yi!â She steps closer to me, squints at my forehead and closes her eyes. âThis,â she says, âis very bad. I havenât seen pox like these for many years.â
âPox?â I ask. The very word sounds scary. âWhat are pox?â
âNo, Baba,â Stella says. âTheyâre just zits. Pimples. Blemishes.â
The baba narrows her gaze. âYou are certain?â
âI, um, gave one zit to another girl,â I say. âI didnât ask for her to get pox.â
âI see.â The baba purses her lips, studies me again, then says, âSit. There.â She points to a chair beside a small round table. I sit.
She starts mumbling in some strange language, and I think, Okay, good, sheâscasting the reverse spell. But then she grabs a towel from a drawer, dips it into a pot on the stove, wrings it out and hands it to me. âPut this on your forehead,â she says.
âThatâs it?â I ask. âI put this on and itâs all better?â
She laughs. âDonât be silly. Thatâs just some Epsom salts and calendula oil. I was going to soak my feet, but you go ahead. Itâll help draw the pus.â
I almost gag. âPus?â
âYou havenât seen these zits recently?â she asks.
âNot for a few