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toned.  Making it known they had no place in his gym.  Which was ridiculous – surely most of the gyms clientele were people who came to get fit, because they wanted to lose a few pounds, because they wanted to be toned?
    Erik was just an ass.  Not something she thought lightly, and not something she was going to lose her temper over she assured her inner animal.
    But it didn’t help that he tried to hit on her at every opportune moment with sleazy come-ons.  The time he accidentally came into the women’s locker room and cornered her had been a particularly horrific experience.  Thank heavens Rhonda the jujitsu instructor came in when she did.  Sky was about ready to unleash her inner animal when Rhonda hustled the pervy elk out of there.  Showing her beast to Erik was the last thing she wanted.
    Darn it .  Erik spotted her, and he was making a beeline in her direction.
    Sky hurriedly stuffed everything into her backpack.
    “Hey,” rumbled Erik.
    He was wearing a smirk and not much else.  His chest was bare, freshly waxed and gleaming with baby oil, while his bottom half seemed to have been poured into a pair of tight neon green shorts.  The outline of his manhood was very visible - barf-inducingly so.  She’d seen many of the ladies in the gym giggling over his (allegedly) stuffed package, but she wasn’t sure if they were giggling because they were interested, or because, like Sky, they found him tragically laughable.
    “Hi, Erik,” she said in a forced friendly voice.
    “Your last class just finished?”  He flicked his long blonde hair over his shoulder, and she pressed her lips together to stop herself from chuckling.  It was a flirty move used by lots of women – Sky included – yet it didn’t have quite the same effect when a huge elk shifter did it.
    “Yes, I’m about to leave.”
    Olive gave her one last wave as she and her mate left together, their arms wrapped around one another and huge smiles on their faces.  Sky envied them and wondered what it would be like to have a male look at her like she was the most important person on earth.
    Course, Erik had to ruin her daydreams.  He snorted – loudly and obnoxiously.
    “Was that one of your students?”
    “That’s Olive, and yes, she’s been taking my class for a couple of months now.  She's toning up for her mating ceremony.”
    Olive had tried to explain the intricacies of a beaver mating ceremony, which involved a lot of swimming and some damn building to prove the couple were ready to have kits, but she got lost around about the second damn building and why their families had to bring old pieces of furniture to the ceremony.  They needed something to gnaw on maybe?
    “She’s wasting your time,” sneered Erik.
    “Excuse me?”
    “Look at her – she’s a blob.  Yoga’s not going to help that.  She needs to get her stomach stapled.”
    Her animal stomped furiously.  Not worth it , she thought even as her beast chuffed at his rudeness.  “I think she looks very well as she is.”
    Erik gave her a scornful look.  “Her ass is enormous.”
    Sky pursed her lips as her animal scraped her hoof across the ground.  “No, it’s round and curvy and suits her.  Women come in all shapes and sizes and lots of men like curvy women.”  Before Sky grew to accept her own body, she wouldn’t have minded a few more curves.
    “Lots of men think it’s okay to step out of the house with thinning hair and beer guts.  Lots of men are idiots.”  Apparently, he was as brutal on his own sex as he was on females.
    “I don’t think they can help the thinning hair.”  Although his comment about the hair did give rise to a few speculative glances at his own golden mane.  Could that be a wig?  Or at least hair plugs?
    Erik’s upper lip curled in disgust.  “I just find it gross that ugly people are allowed to mix with the beautiful ones – like us.”
    “Perhaps they should be rounded up, and we could live in different parts