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Mystery,
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Hank the Cowdog,
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Hank,
Drover,
Pete,
Sally May
everything. Itâs Slim. What a relief.â
âBoy, what a relief.â
âI just said that.â
âThanks, so did you.â
âWhat?â
I didnât have time to make sense of Droverâs nonsense, because at that very moment he spoke. Slim spoke, that is. I donât know what Drover did, nor did I care. That last five-minute conversation with him had almost destroyed my mind.
Anyway, Slim was standing beside the bed and had bent himself into a U-shape, so that all we could see of him were his bare feet and his face. The rest of him was invisible. It was an odd sight, to say the least, and a lot of dogs would have been alarmed. Not me. I saw right away . . .
Okay, I was alarmed for just a second or two, not for long. Itâs hard to fool a true Head of Ranch Security.
âHi, puppies. What you doing under my bed?â
I held my head at a proud angle and gave him Graveyard Glares. We were under the bed to escape an infantile maniac and his runaway vacuum sweeper. Thank you and good-bye.
âDonât you want to come out?â
No. Heâd had his chance to enjoy our company in a mature adult manner, but he had chosen to goof off and play silly, childish games. My dignity had suffered a terrible blow, and it would take days or weeks for me to get over it.
And I had no intention of coming outâever. He would just have to finish his life without a loyal dog.
Too bad for him.
Chapter Six: Miss Viola Comes to Visit Me
I had made up my mind to never leave the underside of the bed, and to let Slim suffer the consequences of his foolish behavior. But suddenly he was gone and the siege was over. My guess was that he glanced at a clock, because I heard him say, âFor Peteâs sake, sheâll be here in ten minutes!â
I shot a glance at Drover. He was still shivering.
âI think maybe itâs safe to leave our drunker, Bover.â
âNo thanks, I never touch the stuff.â
âWhat?â
âI said . . . I donât know what I said. When I get scared, Iâll say almost anything.â
âYes, I noticed. I saidâand please listen this timeâI said, I think itâs safe to leave our bunker.â
âOh good. Whatâs a bunker?â
âA bunker is a bunker.â
âOh, then maybe itâs safe to leave.â
âExactly my point. And Iâm going to let you leave first. Itâs a small promotion, and it shows that I have confidence in your ability to perform a task.â
âThatâs weird.â
âWhat?â
âI said, âOh boy, a promotion.â I just hope I can do it.â
âYou can do it, son. Just crawl out from under the bed.â
âI thought it was a drunker.â
âHush, Drover. Just do as youâre told for once in your life and let me give the orders. I have my reasons for sending you out first.â
âYeah, thatâs what bothers me. What if I run into the Vampire Vacuum?â
âThe rest of us will be right here, backing you up. Now go.â
âOh drat.â
He stuck his nose out from under the bed. He rolled his eyes to the left and to the right. âIt looks clear. Slimâs in the living room, throwing junk into the closet.â
âGreat. Nice work, soldier. Letâs move out.â
I wiggled myself out from under the bed and shook the lint off my coat. Sure enough, the coats was clear. Coast, that is. I made my way past the Vampire Vacuum, gave it a careful sniffing, and joined Slim in the living room.
Well, at last he had gotten serious about cleaning up his house. After goofing off and wasting valuable time, he was now grabbing entire armloads of stuffâsocks, pants, towels, papers, magazines, books, plates, cupsâand throwing it into the hall closet. Then he put his shoulder to the door, rammed it three times, and finally got it shut.
He paused a moment to catch his breath and brush the hair out of his