âmust haveâ collection. The contrast should be enlighteningâor maybe just embarrassing.
Doesnât anyone else care about the increasing gap between the haves and the have-nots? Millions of people wearing the finest clothes, eating the best food, driving the fastest cars, while most of the worldâs population eat a small bowl of food, then sleep on a mat for a few hours, resting up for another eighteen-hour workday.
Did you know that HALF of the SIX BILLION people on the planet live on less than TWO DOLLARS a day? The price of a cup of designer coffee at Starbucks. Makes me sick just thinking about it.
Our STUFF lives better than most of the people in the world do.
To say nothing of how weâre treating
nature. Drill for oil in the Arctic Circle? Why not. Rich white men need to get richer, donât they? Drop the emission standards so gas companies can turn a bigger profit? Sure! Why worry about the ozone layer when weâve got stockholders to think about?
Nature is going to mutiny one of these daysâgiant earthquakes or floods just to evict our sorry asses.
I mean, doesnât anyone remember the Lorax? Who is speaking for the trees these days? Weâre producing and consuming ourselves into oblivion, completely out of touch with the real world, the natural world. If your life depended on it, could you tell what time it was by the sun? Could you find north without a compass? Could you tell the difference between a white oak and a red maple? Didnât think so.
Weâre not fit to live in the world anymore; weâre tourists, clear-cutting our way across the planet till nothingâs left.
(In case youâre interested, the mapleâs the one with the wide three-pointed leaves.)
Over the next several weeks, I slowly started noticing that Larry might, just might, be having an effect on the rest of the world. In the next town over, citizens boycotted the new superstore trying to move in. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not. The schoolâs baseball team actually went on strike, saying they didnât want to be billboards for Nike anymore because of the workersâ conditions. The amazing thing was, most of the students supported them.
At first I thought this was happening at my school because the Larry vortex emanated so close by. But according to several newspaper and magazine articles, students across the country were beginning to reject the commercialism being shoved down their throats. The consumer backlash was bound to happen sooner or laterâebb and flow, supply and demand, that sort of thing. Did Larry deserve a tiny piece of the credit? Who knows?
My feelings of joy were short-lived, though, because betagold left another message on the bulletin board.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW IâM CLOSING IN ON YOU, LARRY. AND ITâS NOT FROM ANALYZING YOUR POSSESSIONS EITHER. IâM GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN MY WAY. YOU MUST BE USING A CELL PHONE, THATâS WHY I CANâT TRACE YOUR MODEM LINE. BUT SOONER OR LATER, IâLL TRACK THAT DOWN TOO. I KNOW SOMEONE AT THE PHONE COMPANY, AND THEYâRE COMING UP WITH NEW TRACKING SYSTEMS ALL THE TIME. LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK YOUâRE DOING GOOD WORK, BUT I THINK SOMEONE WHO DOESNâT STAND BEHIND HIS/HER WORDS IS A COWARD. EVEN THE NEWSPAPERS PRINT THE NAMES OF PEOPLE WHO WRITE INTO THE EDITORIALS.
P.S. ITâS NOT THAT I DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOUâRE SAYINGâI HATE CONSUMERISM TOO. I JUST THINK THE WORLD DESERVES TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
P.P.S. DO YOU LIVE IN NEW ENGLAND, LARRY? HOME OF THOREAU AND EMERSON, YOUR IDOLS? LOTS OF RED MAPLES UP THERE.
The pen that had been clenched between my teeth fell into my lap. I was usually meticulous
about not putting anything in the sermons that could lead to me, but red maplesâwho would have thought? And who was betagold anywayâa botanist detective? There was no way he or she could track me down, especially not based on a tree. I had a plan, goals. What did