strength of their hands to one another to squeeze out the maximum number of raises when one of them caught a good hand. It wasnât exactly cheating, in Axelâs view, but that didnât mean it was fair, either. In any case, Tommy quickly became too drunk to signal properly, so Axel had simply been playing his own cards, playing tight and winning.
Tommy, who could irritate a squeal out of a dead pig, insisted on calling the rancher âBud.â The rancher kept on correcting him, getting more prickly every time he had to explain his name was Bum, not Bud. Each time, Tommy would say something like, âYou mean like a ho-bo?â
It had started out, Axel supposed, as a strategy to throw the rancherâs game on tilt, and it had worked. But he was wishing Tommy would ease up. Bum was almost out of money anyways, so it didnât make sense to keep on needling. But that was Tommy.
At four feet eleven inches, Tommy was by far the smallest man at the table, an accident of birth that he used to justify a nasty streak all out of proportion to his size. Axel had met him back in â44, when they were both in the merchant marine, sailing supplies out of Brisbane, Australia, to support the Allied efforts in the Solomons. They had matching kangaroos tattooed on their wrists, souvenirs of a four-day weekend in Sydney. Axel couldnât remember their significance, but a lot of the guys had them. He didnât think about it much anymore. It was a long time ago.
Tommy Fabian had grown up working fairs and carnivals in the Midwest, and he had the carnyâs contempt for a sucker. He figured he could say just about anything, and if some sucker got upset, fuck âem, heâd just move on to the next town.
That night in Deadwood, with most of a bottle of bourbon in him, Tommyâs mean streak was white hot. By two that morning, the game was showing signs of winding down. The businessman had long since descended into a melancholic haze, without the heart to call any sort of bet at all, and the three shitkickers were on tilt, throwing what little money they had remaining after every lousy hand they got dealt. At one point Tommy was dealt trip aces before the draw. He bet, was raised by Bum, and reraised. Everybody but Bum folded. Bum called Tommyâs raise, then drew two cards. Obviously, Tommy figured, the rancher was drawing to three of a kind. Which made his own three aces a very strong hand indeed. Once again, he bet heavily, was raised, reraised, and finally called by the rancher, who, it turned out, had been drawing two cards to fill a six-high straight. It wasnât the biggest pot of the night, but Bum was delighted to have some cash flowing his way for once. Tommy, on the other hand, had been mortified by such a display of foolâs luck. He would have won the money back in time, but Tommy, being Tommy, couldnât let a bad beat go without making some kind of crack.
âGuy draws two to a straight. What the fuck kinda pokerâs that? I was sittinâ on the nuts. No way you shouldâve called my trips.â
Bum said, âI won, didnât I?â
âWell, it was a dumb play anyways. What I get, playing cards with a guy named Bud .â
Bum, dragging the pot toward him, looked at Tommy and said slowly, âMy name is Bum .â
âYou mean like a wino ?â Tommy exclaimed, widening his eyes.
âAs in âbum steer,â which I got a feeling is what weâre getting in this here game.â
If ever there was a time to shut up and act nice, this is it, Axel thought. Naturally, Tommy did no such thing. He was too loaded to exercise anything resembling common sense, but not quite loaded enough to pass out like a civilized drunk.
âOnly problem we got in this here game is you boys donât know what the fuck youâre doing, Bud ,â Tommy said.
Axel didnât remember exactly how Bum had replied. As best he recalled, theyâd played a
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