Cooperation denied. Apocalypse Now ran into the same problem with semantics that Windtalkers did: the military balked at supporting a film that portrays it ordering one officer to kill another. Director Francis Ford Coppola refused to change the word âterminateâ to âarrestâ or âdetain,â so the Pentagon withdrew their support. Coppola ended up having to rent helicopters from the Philippine Air Force. That cost a fortune and helped put the film months behind scheduleâ¦because the helicopters kept getting called away to battle Communist insurgents.
40% of U.S. Army personnel are members of an ethnic minority.
HEADLINES
These are 100% honest-to-goodness headlines. Can you figure out what they were trying to say?
Factory Orders Dip
S UN OR RAIN EXPECTED TODAY , D ARK TONIGHT
P SYCHICS P REDICT W ORLD D IDNâT E ND Y ESTERDAY
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT BILL CALLED âDEATH ORIENTEDâ
C HICAGO CHECKING ON E LDERLY IN H EAT
T IPS TO AVOID ALLIGATORS: D ONâT SWIM IN WATERS INHABITED BY LARGE ALLIGATORS
Hereâs How You Can Lick Dobermanâs Leg Sores
Coroner Reports on Womanâs Death While Riding Horse
C HEF T HROWS H IS H EART I NTO H ELPING F EED N EEDY
C INCINNATI D RY C LEANER S ENTENCED IN S UIT
High-Speed Train Could Reach Valley in Five Years
FISH LURK IN STREAMS
KEY WITNESS TAKES FIFTH IN LIQUOR PROBE
J APANESE S CIENTISTS G ROW F ROG E YES AND E ARS
S UICIDE B OMBER S TRIKES A GAIN
DONUT HOLE, NUDE DANCING ON COUNCIL TABLE
P OLICE N AB S TUDENT WITH P AIR OF P LIERS
MARIJUANA ISSUE SENT TO JOINT COMMITTEE
Girl Kicked by Horse Upgraded to Stable
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS
C OURT R ULES B OXER S HORTS A RE I NDEED U NDERWEAR
Nuns Forgive Break-in, Assault Suspect
ELIMINATION OF TREES COULD SOLVE CITYâS LEAF-BURNING PROBLEM
No wonder theyâre skinny: lobsters can crawl as far as a mile a day looking for food.
UNCLE JOHNâS STALL OF FAME
Weâre always amazed by the creative way people get involved with bathrooms, toilets, toilet paper, etc. Thatâs why weâve created Uncle Johnâs âStall of Fame.â
H onoree: Henry Pifer, a truck driver from Arkansas
Notable Achievement: Standing up for the rights of workers who are sitting downâ¦you know where
True Story: In June of 1999 Pifer was hit by a coworkerâs truck while he was at work. His injuries were serious enough that he had to take time off from his job, so he applied to the state Workersâ Compensation Commission for benefitsâ¦and was turned down. Reason: At the time of the accident, Pifer was returning from a bathroom break. âDoing your businessâ at your place of business doesnât count as work, the commission concluded, because it is not an âemployment service.â Your boss isnât paying you to poop.
Rather than take the decision sitting down, Pifer fought it all the way to the Arkansas Supreme Courtâ¦and won. In March 2002 the court ruled that Piferâs bathroom break âwas a necessary function and directly or indirectly advanced the interests of his employer.â
Little Rock attorney Philip Wilson called the ruling âa landmark decision, because itâs the first time the Supreme Court has defined employment services with respect to going to the bathroom.â
Honoree: The Toto Company of Japan, the worldâs largest manufacturer of toilets and plumbing fixtures
Notable Achievement: Creating the âMiracle Magic Pavilionâ
True Story: In 2002 Toto wanted to make a big impression at Japanâs Kitakyusyu Expo trade show, so they spent a lot of money making a promotional movie touting the companyâs plumbing fixtures. Rather than just project it onto an ordinary boring movie screen, the company commissioned the âMiracle Magic Pavilion,â also known as the âToilet Theater.â Itâs just what it sounds like it is: a toilet so big